You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
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pictures we take when 1) sunlight hits the law school at the right angle and 2) we’ve been in school for too long without a break 😜

pictures we take when 1) sunlight hits the law school at the right angle and 2) we’ve been in school for too long without a break 😜

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

cosasmalas3:

Naya ensuring women and men around the world stare and drool over her beautiful boobs since 2011

cosasmalas3:

Naya ensuring women and men around the world stare and drool over her beautiful boobs since 2011

naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

poutyblaine:

I feel like there needs to be somebody who sits in the Glee writers room and every time one of the writers suggests another break up or love triangle they just

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