Long time, no Brittanalysis, huh? Well, last night, we experienced an unexpected Brittana windfall, so here I am, back in the game to talk about what happened.
Admittedly, I only watched Santana’s scenes in this episode, so I don’t have the full context for everything that happened. I also think I may have missed a few Santana scenes, so pardon me if I only talk about a portion of what happened with her here.
In any case, I do have about a half a million feelings about what all I saw of Santana’s behavior in this episode, so if you’re up for this thing, I’m up for it.
Feelings, feelings, feelings after the cut?
"so fun. such santana. wow brittana references" I SPAT OUT MY JUICEhelp i think i caught the doge
If you are emotionally tortured by any author’s work please notify that author because I promise that is 90273% of the reason we write and it is the highest praise we can get
I may or may not buy this and read it over winter break.
"On July 6, 1944, the Big Top suddenly caught fire at a Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus performance in Hartford, Connecticut. This inferno killed 169 people, mostly women and children, and injured more than 550 others.Henry S. Cohn and David Bollier tell the story of this catastrophic circus fire and its remarkable legal aftermath."
I want to reblog this and say “About me” because it is 100000% relevant to my life.I can’t tell if you’re the person who wants to be the pet or the person who is at a loss when friends ask for the impossible. Or both. Both would work too.
I have a problem. I just reblogged that gif set about Brittana’s adorable height difference, and it got me to thinking, so I checked out how tall Vanessa Lengies is in comparison to her onscreen mothers. It turns out that Heather is 5’8” tall, Naya is 5’5” tall, and Vanessa is 5’3” tall. Can you imagine little Sugar being all excited because one day she’s gonna be tall like Mommy but then she hits puberty at like age twelve and stops growing in the sixth grade like Mama and ends up being short like Abuela? (Because Gloria Estefan is 5’2”?)
littlelengies it was one of those mornings. #venicebeach #justdoyou #happysuit
#Vanessa Lengies #Our Little Princess #Hello human whose face I miss#Oh look at you being perfect #Seriously#She is the most presh thing in the history of precious things#This also—unsuprisingly—gives me Sugar from the Future feelings#Like can you just imagine Brittany and Sugar buying these matching tie-dye sweatsuits from like a tourist shop on#the beach one day while the Pierce-Lopezes were on family vacation and Santana coming back to the beach house#to find them both dressed up in them and just rolling her eyes like ”Oh god I do not know either of you…”#And Brittany being all ”You know me carnally…” and wagging her eyebrows and Sugar like gagging because#”Moms! That’s so gross!”#and Brittany being like ”We totally bought one for you too Santana”#and Santana eventually caving and wearing it because peer—er family?—pressure?
Sometimes I sit and remember that at one moment some of us thought it was a good idea to read The Only Voices Are Me and You during the day in public.
As per the McKinley Thunderclap superlatives, which name Brittany as Most Likely to Become a Time-Travel Tour Guide, in the future, Brittany and Santana work together as a kickass time-travel tour guide team, with Brittany operating the time machine and piloting the space-time continuum using her extensive knowledge of physics, and Santana providing snarky historical commentary—because we all know she’s a secret history nerd (X):
Customer: “So how long have you been working as a tour guide, Mrs. Pierce-Lopez?”
Santana: “About five years now.”
Customer: “And when’s your baby due?”
Santana: “In March.”
Brittany: “She’ll have already visited like four different centuries by the time she’s born!”
Santana: “Yeah, I’m thinking it’s about time for me to take maternity leave just so I don’t end up going into labor during the colonial period…”
Brittany: “Yeah, I hear getting a birth certificate from before we established an independent national government can be a total bitch.”